The Nashville Pussy Chronicles <...poontang, sb. U.S. slang...a fellow's got to have a little Poon Tang...>
Sunday, November 17, 2002Ruyter says...
Hey PUSSY POSSE!! WOW, WOW and WOW!! Thanks so damn much for ALL the birthday wishes- this has been the Cyber Birthday to end all Cyber Birthdays! WOW! I'm most impressed with the Sock Monkey evolution and the Family feud thing Beth did - and Very impressed that y'all actually said my axe slingin was more awesomer than my bodacious ta ta's!! (even those who lied, thanks!!) The birthday itself was excellent- Paul from Bionic's lady Kelly baked me an incredible super chocolatey cake which Richie brought out to me on stage at the Fou Founes in Montreal during 'Let's Ride' - everyone sang Happy Birthday to me and then Let's Ride was even extra rockin! Blaine bought me two more chocolate cakes which were delicious especially at 4 am, naked in bed!! It was super cool and I got a bunch of cool cards and prezzies from y'all when I got home too!! We're gonna head out tonight and collect my Overdue Birthday shots!! Yee Haw! Thank again - the Canadian tour went really well- PEI was a fuckin super blast- a great place to spent Halloween - I know there's some pictures floating around out there of that night and I'd love to see them- Jeremy was a Viking behind the drums- Katie was a super Sexy Cop/Narcotics officer (she was in charge of confiscation/drug destruction that night) I did my slow transformation into Ted Nugent complete with 80's dead animal headband and Blaine came as the guitar player from Nine Pound Hammer!! BIONIC came as a Norweigan Death Metal Band There was members of SLIPKNOT and even Joey Ramone in the audience that night. Canada was excellent and we got out right before the true snow fell for real. We hung out in Chicago with Miss Missy and got to see the Gaza Strippers play. We've got a little break before we head to Europe and the two NINE POUND HAMMER gigs this month. We are on tour in Europe with PETER PAN SPEEDROCK and will be playing the Amsterdam show with them as well- To the Belgian dude- you must have blown a wad that night coz belgian dude- we totally had merch that night and we will again - thanks again for al the kind words cards and Toys!! (you know who you are!!) We're off to collect birthday shots!!! Y'all truly rock - rock the fuck on!!
xox
Canadian tour
Oct. 30 Moncton NB The Oxygen
Oct. 31 Charlottetown PEI Melons
Nov. 2 St. John NB The Waterfront
Nov. 4 Bathurst NB Club DAG
Nov. 5 Montreal - Foufounes Electriques
Nov. 6 Toronto The Phoenix
Nov. 7 London Call The Office
European tour
dec 10 Paris
dec 11 Amsterdam
dec 12 Bruxelles
dec 13 Marburg
dec 14 Stuttgart
dec 15 off
dec 16 Strasbourg
dec 17 Torino
dec 18 Lyon
dec 19 Ris Orangis (near Paris)
dec 21 Angers
End of 2002 Tour
dec 28 Las Vegas, NV Pink E's
dec 29 Tempe, AZ Big Fish Sports Pub
dec 31 West Hollywood, CA Whisky A Go Go
You may be considered a bit of a punk purist or a punk elitist. You are very critical of anything that strays from your ideal of punk. You're very into the 'oldschool punk', the original punk bands of the 70s and 80s. Some may consider you outdated, but others admire your thoroughness and distinct look.