Monthly Archives: August 2008

Coke Bandits

Coke Bandits was a BMF and Miss Chicky rockband. 

See the latest Coke Bandits news here.

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BMF, 17 years ago (September 27, 2008 @ 14:49:05) made this page.

~mc~ updated this page on 7/17/25 ~ restored the photos and added some embellishments.

I located the old photos on MusicFilter.org server where MusicFilter’s original skeleton rests. These photos were taken with a digital camera before cell phone cameras got great. We had a lot of fun smoking and drinking and playing Rock Band. I’m sure I sang “Hey Ho” hundreds of times. BMF was the most entertaining man of the century. A true Renaissance man.

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Lost Coke Bandits swag found

Hall of Fame

MusicFilter has just recieved some photos of the Coke Bandits last few gigs before their tragic plane crash. The photos were emailed anonymously from “notdew@cokebandits.com”. Click here to see much more.

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Coke Bandits Found Alive!!

We have just learned that Fresca was seen on a tropical beach over this weekend drinking out of a pineapple with two straws wearing the last outfit she wore at the Coke Bandits last gig minus her top. When approached for comment she said “Yeh, Dew got a little crazy on the plane. We managed to bail out using my blouse and his trousers as a makeshift parachute. Luckily we landed on a semi-nude beach with locals who think our band is some sort of god”. When asked if we could expect the Coke Bandits to continue their cut short tour anytime soon Fresca said “We’ll probably hang out here for a while, get the natives to build us some new equipment and get back to it soon enough.”. All other road crew and bandmates died instantly when the plane went down and landed inside a huge volcano that happened to be erupting at that exact time.

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Coke Bandit’s Disaster

MusicFilter has found out through a anonymous news source that the Coke Bandits have been in a terrible plane crash. As many of you know the Coke Bandits had just earned five stars on a recent leg of their tour earning them rights to many new venues all over the world as well as being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They were on their way to play Tokyo when apparently Dew, on a party rampage fell into the cockpit with a flaming shot of alcohol. When he fell onto the console, his drink spilled into the lap of the pilot catching him on fire and the plane went off auto pilot. The pilot ‘flying’ the plane had not passed his FAA final test and did not know what to do so he pulled and pushed the steering wheel so hard it broke. The plane was last seen nosediving into a set of unknown mountains. There is no word about Fresca as of now. Stay tuned for more as we find out.

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